Monday Morning Humor

I know I need a good laugh to help me jump start my Monday, how about you? The following are courtisy of my wonderful amazing nephews! I was blessed to see Zain, Cooper, & Devin this weekend and cant help but share some of the darndest things that they said.

Zain was watching Blue's Clues when they showed 2 girls eating pizza. Zain looked at me and said, "I need Pizza Hut now!".... little stinker got Pizza Hut too but thats beside the point... and no not because A. Jess gave in but because daddy did! Later his mom asked him if he had brushed his teeth that morning smelling an unpleasant aroma coming from his mouth, he said yes but then wouldnt open his mouth. So I said to him if he doesnt brush his teeth they will rot and fall out. He said (of course), "they need too anyway so I can get my big teeth in"... Duh A. Jess!

Cooper is in to telling us stories these days that always start with "once upon a time", are usually filled with monsters, castles, and dinasours, and ending with "the end". We hear his story, then Zain's story, and then usually have to tell them one.
*this portion was forwarded by my sister... Saturday night Cooper went with his dad to go pick up their new refrigerator, on the way Cooper told Daddy he wanted him to tell a story to him & the moon, (how cute!!) so daddy told him a scary story. When they arrived to pick up their fridge Dave left Cooper in the car to load it up. When Dave got back in the car Cooper couldnt believe he would leave him in the car all alone because he was sooo scared after the story!!! So of course I had to ask Cooper about it yesterday and he said, "uh huh, I was sooo scared because daddy left me in the dark".

Devin comes from the other side of the family, the side that likes Michigan and hates Ohio State. This 2 1/2 year old now says "Bucks Suck" when prompted too by his parents. Well Saturday he was over at our house playing with an OSU football. His mom said, "Devin do we like the buckeyes" (expecting him to say no bucks suck), and instead he said, "well we must, we ate them all!"

Hope at least one of these gave you a little chuckle! Enjoy your Monday!!